Cut the Crap Two-way rewrite

Browser extension · Bring your own API key

Cut the corporate crap.
Or pile it on.

A browser extension that rewrites any page's prose — toward the one honest sentence it was trying to say, or into a full corporate saga. Your call, per site.

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“Incredibly humbled and grateful to share that I've accepted a new role as Senior Growth Marketing Manager at a category-defining startup! This journey wouldn't have been possible without the incredible mentors, teammates, and friends who believed in me along the way. I'm beyond excited to roll up my sleeves and dive into this exciting new chapter, bringing my passion for data-driven storytelling to a team that's truly disrupting the space. Onwards and upwards!”

“🚀 Absolutely BUZZING to share I just got a new marketing role!! Grinding in silence, moves in silence, but today? We eating. 🔥 Manifested this, prayed on it, put in the WORK — synergizing my personal brand with relentless value-add energy, and the universe said say less. Forever grateful for this blessed season of unprecedented growth. This isn't a job, it's a CALLING. 💯”

“I got a new marketing job.”

Coming soon to the Chrome Web Store & Firefox Add-ons

100% less synergy
The Cut the Crap mascot: a cartoon pile with a sword slicing through it.

One slider, two directions

Same button. Opposite instincts.

Point it one way and bloated prose collapses to the point. Point it the other and a plain sentence grows a LinkedIn personality. Both examples below are real input/output pairs, lifted straight from the extension's own prompt — not written for this page.

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The job posting

“This is an unpaid internship, but it's an incredible opportunity to learn and grow in a fast-paced, dynamic environment. You'll wear many hats, thrive under pressure, and gain unparalleled real-world experience as part of a team that's more like a family.”

What it actually means

“You will work full-time for free, doing several jobs, with no training.”
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What actually happened

“We shipped the feature two weeks late.”

The LinkedIn version

Two weeks.

That's how late we shipped.

And I would do it again.

Here's what nobody tells you about velocity: it's a vanity metric.

What we were really doing was ideating, iterating, and — yes — boiling the ocean, so that our end users could one day experience frictionless, best-in-class value at scale. 📈

Were there late nights? Yes.

Were there moments of doubt? Absolutely.

Did we double-click on the low-hanging fruit and move the needle on our north star? Reader, we did. 💪

I channelled my inner Bombardiro Crocodilo and held the line. 🐊🔥

Shipping late isn't failure. It's just success with a longer runway. 📈✨

Read that again.

Grateful to this team. You know who you are. ❤️🙌

PS: Save this post.

#Learnings #GrowthMindset #RadicalOwnership #Blessed

Why it doesn't suck

Built to not be annoying.

No blanket permissions, no lock-in to one AI provider, nothing rewritten without your say-so.

Two directions, one slider

Crapify · Normal · Decrapify. Pick a lane per site — it remembers your preference per site, so you set it once.

Bring your own key, any model

Plug in OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, or MiniMax. Each provider keeps its own key and model, so switching is instant.

Private by design

No blanket "read every site" permission. A site only gets access once you switch it on — off everywhere else, by default.

Seamless & reversible

Rewrites happen in place, closest-to-view first — no page refresh. Flip back to Normal and the original text returns.

Works on real pages

Handles infinite scroll and lazily loaded feeds without duplicate rewrites.